OPPO Health/Diet: Dis gon be good?

"EL_ULY" (uly) 02/20/2016 at 23:48 • Filed to: Foodlopnik

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CB > EL_ULY 02/20/2016 at 23:51

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RIP EL_ULY.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > EL_ULY 02/20/2016 at 23:52

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We sold these things at my work for a while as a promotion. God they were disgusting.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > EL_ULY 02/20/2016 at 23:53

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my reaction

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > EL_ULY 02/21/2016 at 00:00

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I would never eat that, but I ate two cronuts today at work and I feel guilty.

Chariotoflove > EL_ULY 02/21/2016 at 00:04

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My heart just whimpered.

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > EL_ULY 02/21/2016 at 00:11

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Freezer food is never a good idea.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > EL_ULY 02/21/2016 at 00:13

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I’m guessing their awesome these were

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > EL_ULY 02/21/2016 at 00:17

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AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC > EL_ULY 02/21/2016 at 00:33

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I would try that. Where would one find these?

ttyymmnn > EL_ULY 02/21/2016 at 00:34

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I’ll just leave this here. Please note that there are EIGHT servings in that box.

Ingredients: American Cheese (Milk, Cheese Cultures, Salt, Enzymes), Bleached Wheat Flour, Water, Soybean Oil, Yellow Corn Meal, Modified Corn Starch, Yellow Corn Flour, Less Than 2% of The Following: Cheddar Cheese (Milk, Cheese Cultures, Salt, Enzymes), Cheddar Cheese (Pasteurized Milk, Cheese Cultures, Salt, Enzymes), Semi-Soft Cheese (Pasteurized Milk, Cheese Cultures, Salt, Enzymes), Romano Cheese {Part-Skim Milk, Cheese Cultures, Salt, Enzymes}, Maltodextrin (Made from Corn), Monosodium Glutamate, Red and Green Bell Pepper Powder, Cream, Onion Powder, Salt, Skim Milk, Whey, Butter (Cream, Salt), Corn Oil, Garlic Powder, Spices, Natural and Artificial Flavor, Dextrose, Corn Germ, Sugar, Yeast, Artificial Color (Yellow 5, Yellow 6, Yellow 5 Lake, Yellow 6 Lake), Sodium Phosphate, Modified Potato Starch, Rice Flour, Dextrin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate, Medium Chain Triglycerides, Sorbic Acid (Preservative), Citric Acid, Lactic Acid, Modified Cellulose, Cellulose Gum, Powdered Cellulose, Xantham Gum, Whole Eggs, Leavening (Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, and Baking Soda), and Sunflower Oil. Contains Wheat, Milk, and Egg Ingredients.

Ike > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 02/21/2016 at 01:41

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I may have had these

Spoon II > ttyymmnn 02/21/2016 at 08:54

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I’m just going to say it: Ingredients lists terrify me

coqui70 > EL_ULY 02/21/2016 at 10:32

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No EL_ULY no! Try this instead: Korean BBQ tacos

Shopping list:

Fresh-made tortillas

Cilantro

Limes

White onion

Short ribs, bone in

Favorite Korean BBQ sauce (or make your own)

Beer (Shiner is good)

Adobo Seasoning

Asian Slaw (HEB has a good one)

Apple Cider Vinegar

Sesame oil

Mesquite Charcoal and Brickettes (if not already there - nothing with lighter fluid)

Aluminum roasting pan and foil

Instructions:

Season ribs with adobo and set aside

Light the coals, have enough to get 2 - 3 hours of heat

While the coals are getting ready chop up half the onion and some of the cilantro, slice a few limes

Once the coals are ready grill the ribs until they have a nice sear but not to a fully cooked state

Place the ribs in the aluminum pan and cover with BBQ sauce

Add beer, chopped onions, cilantro (some water to add liquid until the ribs are half covered) and limes

Cover the pan with foil (seal it well so the steam stays inside the pan)

Place the pan with the ribs on grill and close it (ok if not a grill with a lid but better to get the dutch oven effect)

Make sure temperature of the grill is in the 350-400 degree range

Do not disturb for 1.5 hours (just let it be, drink a couple of beers)

Warm up the tortillas

Prepare the Asian slaw mix in a bowl, add vinegar and oil and the included seasonings

Check the meat, it should be falling off the bone

Once ready de-bone the rib meat and chop it into small pieces

Place the meat back in the pan so that it absorbs the pan juices (should be a nice sweet savory sauce)

Chop some more onion and cilantro for garnish

Make your tacos and eat

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Ike 02/21/2016 at 10:34

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thank you for not correcting my use of the word their.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > CB 02/21/2016 at 11:23

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Dude, he’s from Texas. He probably had worse.

ttyymmnn > Spoon II 02/21/2016 at 11:25

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Sometimes it's best not to read them.

Ike > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 02/21/2016 at 11:59

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Meh I've done much worse

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Ike 02/21/2016 at 14:25

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It’s just nice when people aren’t the assholes that the internet wants you to think they are.

EL_ULY > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 02/22/2016 at 11:02

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LOL WUT? Where are you from?

EL_ULY > CB 02/22/2016 at 11:02

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I lived and I want moooore!

EL_ULY > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 02/22/2016 at 11:02

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whoa, those look radness!

EL_ULY > ttyymmnn 02/22/2016 at 11:03

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yum!!! I could really taste the hexametaphosphate. Fuckin yummy shit right there!

EL_ULY > Spoon II 02/22/2016 at 11:03

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they usually do lol

EL_ULY > coqui70 02/22/2016 at 11:08

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those sound rad! I’m from Mexico so I know real tacos and these sound good for dinner. But that’s just it, this be but a lazy Saturday snacky snack with my wife and nephew while watching a movie :]

EL_ULY > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 02/22/2016 at 11:08

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Ice cream = best idea!

EL_ULY > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 02/22/2016 at 11:09

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lol apples. Chocolate is way better

EL_ULY > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 02/22/2016 at 11:09

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come back! They were soooo yummy!

EL_ULY > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 02/22/2016 at 11:09

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Well these we da shiznit! 100% would nom again :]

EL_ULY > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 02/22/2016 at 11:10

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They were good! Never heard or cronuts before...... I WANT CRONUTS!

EL_ULY > AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC 02/22/2016 at 11:11

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They were ultra yummy :] I found them at Wal Mart (lol Because duh)

EL_ULY > Chariotoflove 02/22/2016 at 11:11

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My taste buds were having a party!

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > EL_ULY 02/22/2016 at 11:22

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Eew.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > EL_ULY 02/22/2016 at 13:19

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New York. People make a lot of Texas jokes around here. Especially since Rick Perry tried to steal our jobs.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > EL_ULY 02/22/2016 at 15:22

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It started in NYC I think and the bakery there had lines out the door every morning. The bakery here in SF runs out of them every morning. Malasadas in Hawaii are good too but not as good as a cronut.

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > EL_ULY 02/22/2016 at 17:07

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Yes, but that is something you enjoy while it's frozen! If you're warming it up after taking it out of a box, it will never taste fresh. Freshness is super important to me.

Chariotoflove > EL_ULY 02/22/2016 at 17:23

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Hope your intestine didn’t have to call the police to break it up!

EL_ULY > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 02/22/2016 at 17:38

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I know, but meh, I was just curious. It wasn’t supposed to be an actual committed meal or anything. Just testing its snack abilities. If someones makes these at a party or something, I’d get a couple :]

EL_ULY > Chariotoflove 02/22/2016 at 17:38

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it was all good lol :] Would snack these again

pjhusa > EL_ULY 02/22/2016 at 20:23

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This is... now... purchasable—at your local supermarket...? *dies

AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC > EL_ULY 02/22/2016 at 21:02

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Of course that’s where these would be sold. I wonder if I could get them from Amazon instead.....

so I actually went on Amazon and found this instead...

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00…

I am tempted to get it just to try it.

EL_ULY > AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC 02/22/2016 at 22:52

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do it!!!!!!!

EL_ULY > pjhusa 02/22/2016 at 22:59

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yeeeeeessssss!

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > EL_ULY 02/23/2016 at 09:00

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I can’t fathom how much freezer food I used to eat in the summer when I was a little boy, though... Even school food was better just thinking about it

EL_ULY > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 02/23/2016 at 09:08

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lol some school food was pretty food....some :] Of course, freeze food should never be an every meal deal, but meh, I don’t mind it too much

certified cool guy > EL_ULY 02/23/2016 at 18:02

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hmu fam